- Bother me, why not.
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Plus one of @zaflikescreepydolls and my mini bjds at a con, one of me in drag and okay yes, one of a Helmut Newton photo of Charlotte Rampling with her tit out.
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In this session of Dungeons, Dragons and Dives we had some fish, fought a ghost and also our big cat is now wearing skorts and a Jughead cap. — view on Instagram http://bit.ly/2SAUUKx
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Our rosca Jesús count is now up to two. Chase has found both. — view on Instagram http://bit.ly/2FasrIB
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people talk a lot of shit about the 2004 phantom of the opera movie but honestly it’s not so bad when you rewatch it with an open mind
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The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull.
Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage.
I love it and I’m adopting 20
did you mean like this or
Better: pigeon raccoon
Nah, pigeons are a feral cat mix because they’re both descended from abandoned pets.
Pigeon/cats aren’t aggressive but if they see you eating a sandwich you will get a crowd of thirty cooing and purring hopefully at you.
concept: opossum raccoon
There aren’t even any birds in that! It’s just in your trash and full of teeth.
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did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be
omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.
lawful good vs chaotic good
chaotic evil
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Crows - Acrylic and gold leaf on wood
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what’s her secret
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In 2018 I left a job I’d been at for a decade, moved to Los Angeles, something we’d been planning for years, and got a NEW job that I really enjoy and where I feel appreciated. There were lots of other things done and not done and things waiting for 2019 so they can be done but holy shit, y’all. I am so grateful for the folks who have chosen to be part of my family and for the creators I’ve found in this year who fill my feeds with Good Shit to balance the not great shit. — view on Instagram http://bit.ly/2R1KK9o
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affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY
JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”
Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts
To be fair, in Italian, that thing we call an eggplant is called a “crazy apple” so…
Evangelical existentialist. Latinx. They/her.
